The whole Chris Brown thing is bullshit. We are too quick to forget and forgive. The guy punched, bit, and choked his own girlfriend. I’m sick of ignorant people saying, “don’t judge” and “we all make mistakes.”

By this reasoning, you can do whatever you want…beat a woman, rape her, and kill her, and still laugh at those who say “dude, that’s fucked up.”

The phrase “don’t judge” is one of the most asinine pieces of advice I’ve ever heard.

Does that mean when a man approaches your 3rd grade daughter at the mall and wants to take her to his house to see his puppies….don’t judge? If your friend is drunk and wants to drive home…don’t judge. If a stranger runs up to your door covered in blood…don’t judge. If a guy/girl asks you out…don’t judge.

Yes, of course you should judge. It’s called “good judgement” Use it. The phrase “don’t judge” probably causes more dumb ass behavior than any other phrase. So judge away and don’t apologize for it.

Now, let’s think more about this…

You aren’t allowed to say, “My boss is awesome,” because, remember…don’t judge. Don’t say, “I love your attitude,” because, remember…don’t judge. “Wow, you’re daughter is so cute,” don’t judge.

(thanks to Dave Ryan for help with this)

Esquire’s annual survey asked men what questions they want answered by women. I have the questions, but still no answers.

1. How savvy are you abut driving and car repair? (changing a tire, changing the oil, whether you know how to parallel park)
2. How should we behave on dates? (Who should pay? Should he hold the door? Pull out your chair? Help you with your coat? And by the way, how soon are you willing to have sex?)
3. And, of course, who would you do if you were secretly lesbian?

In the results, women seemed to only ask one question: Why does it take so long for you to poop? My answers is this: I don’t set the timer to see how long people take to poop so I don’t know either.

The other questions will probably remain unanswered, but you can still share your thoughts in the comments section below.

I have some nerd and perv links for ya. You knew it was a good Monday!

Nerd Links

Make your own iPad - that’s right, it’s now possible to make your very own iPad!

New Touch Keyboard - This keyboard without keys is a great idea…now we won’t be looking through the cracks of our keys to see the junk food stored up.
Google Status Updates - Google is set to add Status Updates to Gmail.

Twins Discover Teenage Brother dead on Facebook

Perv Links

Forget the Superbow, Remember the lingerie Bowl?

Guidettes are sexy - for the one night stand deal.

Andreea Mantea photoshoot - you’ll love it

Here are some photos of Olivia Munn and Marissa Miller. Check it them out. 
Which is better? Or do you think they’re equally the same as I do?

It’s been a while since she’s been in the news, but Miley Cyrus is still around. She is out to help Haiti and is recruiting her celebrity friends to join her. She spoke about it, but that’s all you really need to know.

Miley also went out to eat with her boyfriend, photos here.

I have some Random Links for you today…

Contrary to popular belief, dinosaurs weren’t all purple and singily…they had red feathers.

19-year-old Esti Ginzburg is one of the hottest teenagers in the world. She’s also had great accomplishments…well that’s if by goals, you mean posing in Sports Illustrated and having personal photos leaked. The least I can say is you’re welcome and enjoy.

Man uses nerd game to Seduce Young Boys - Police will reach high score in the courtroom after finding over 11,200 illegal photos and videos of underage children on a 28-year-old’s computer.

I’m Not Perfect - Facebook group dedicated to the great unperfect-ness.

There may be something to this Swift/Mayer story. Touch Weekly confirms John is tapping that ass.

19-year-old Brittney Berault’s modeling is perfect.